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Sunday, March 20, 2011

St. Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick's day celebrates the life and contributions of Saint Patrick Stout, the originator of the Stout. Though the original recipe involved steeping clovers and stirring them non-stop for 17 days by small people wielding shillelaghs, this fact has been long lost in the tumult of history. Fortunately, we are most blessed with Patrick's keen ability to realize clovers don't belong in beer, and one should never trust a leprechaun near alcohol.