Little is known of the "Madge" character who willy nilly plunged fingers into dish soap. Rumor has it she was an ex-palm reader who kept reading the backs of people's hands. Another story is more plausible, but I'm not sure what that story is. It is known she was arrested for taking indecent liberties with a foot when she tried to give a pedicure using apple butter, biscuits, and Brummel and Brown. Currently she is in the county lockup waiting for the other shoe to drop.
(kudos to Melissa for dislodging those little gray cells)
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