Ballet

Scientists recently proved the existence of an ancient and legendary cannibal tribe that resided deep in the jungles of the Amazon. It seems the tribe’s tastes were quite peculiar, which led to their early demise. According to the tribal stories, members of the tribe were limited to only eating people in their peer group. Once the unfortunate peer was dispatched, the cannibal chief raised his arms (the chief’s arms, not the kinsman’s arms) and spun around his right toe several times (yeah, the chief's toe). This signaled to the rest of the tribe that the great goddess Toronatoes had swept away the soul of their beloved dinner. As you can imagine, the herd thinned itself out of existence. However, several conquistadors witnessed the elegant dance and brought its graces back to Europe. The Peer You Ate dance became quite a dance sensation at dinner parties. And to this day, it remains a standard part of any ballet virtuoso.