Very little is known about the ancient attack art of high flying hams, but according to legend, King Norderstardantank (c. 1325) of Norway, invented the first strategic pork catapult that could send a pig flying over 1000 yards. It's accuracy, according to the story, was so exact, that enemies would get physically ill when they heard the King was coming. To this day, whenever anyone sees a pig fly, physicians immediately suspect swine flew.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Flying Hams
Very little is known about the ancient attack art of high flying hams, but according to legend, King Norderstardantank (c. 1325) of Norway, invented the first strategic pork catapult that could send a pig flying over 1000 yards. It's accuracy, according to the story, was so exact, that enemies would get physically ill when they heard the King was coming. To this day, whenever anyone sees a pig fly, physicians immediately suspect swine flew.
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